Notes chapter 2—>

Ronald Bump, a “Republican” beat Jhamela Farris, a “democrat” in the elections to become president of United States of America. I will recap the election period in another chapter, but first—> no one really understands how it happened, though it was always clear to me that Jhamela was not going to win, unless she follows my lead, even though I did not agree with any of her policies or views—> giving money away without a proper system is not a policy, even minimum social security needs to be a system that levels up the individuals tangibly into a capitalist economy, rather than for political fandom. If you don’t know, Jhamela in Hindi means ‘unwanted trouble’ and thats a perfect description of this person. This seemed like the only option for freedom as vaguely communicated in social media posts by Showbama, Cutlery and Fill Milton.

Jhamela’s idea of cancelling me was to fake frame as me a pervert, incompetent and a socialist. All at the same time as well 🤣 Lol. To mention few of my competent capitalism moves—> got my first Hollywood job at 20, literally generated a whole new Trillion $ industry from scribbling on a paper napkin and been trying to “sling” merchandise like forever. I am so in love with one women that even though away from her for more than 4 years, I don’t even like being alone with other women and never been inappropriate with anyone.

Also, I think Mark Ruffalo is a complete bozo even though he was in the Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind.

Jhamela was trying to use my influence to win the elections, whilst at the same time trying to cancel me into “a complete unknown.” I was like “can’t let that happen.” Elmo Xusk, my god father and world richest person also had a beef with Jhamela and her mentors including Showbama and an old Irish leprechaun who’s totally conspicuous. Before we move forward—> i like cows and have never eaten one. That “Beef” in the above paragraph means “being at odds” and nothing to do with actual cows. Calm down.

Jhamela had allies from around the world in Keira Slightly and his subordinates Sweeney Todd, demon barber of labour street from the Somewhat Great Britain and when you think about it, I had helped them get elected by mistake! There are also Raul Gaddi from India giving all kinds of incompetent advice when his own political party ‘ICAN’TSEE’ won record number of seats after 10 years because I was trying to level the ‘Indian Diaspora Party’ of Nano Todi, Promoter, Podcaster, Pheku or PPP Minister of India. There’s also Around Jerkiwal, of ‘Apna Paisa Party’ who’s been stalking me since 2014. But thats not all, there are many more interesting characters in this saga that you’ll come to know as we go along.

You must be thinking, these are some tall claims from a person with no money, sitting somewhere in the vicinity of Delhi, India, taking daily allowance money from mom and dad for almost 2 years. Well, I don’t stop learning or loving. So, it’s all about love and AI, in that order.

Also, mom and dad have been using my likeness in their respective political circles and that’s where the money is coming from, so indirectly I earned it. You can read how that came about in other chapters.

Socialists never actually learn, and they are still trying to prove to the Truman Show crowd that I’m actually on their side when these people have never ever spoken to me about any of this and anyway, I am a firm believer in the science of capitalism. Which makes one wonder what else these people might be delusional about?!